Friday, February 27, 2009

URBANOLOGY????

Can you believe it, there is an URBAN DICTIONARY? Yes, Merriam Webster is not the printer, but instead MCGRAW HILL? Ironically part owner of Merriam Webster!

1. ba-donka-donk
A large and shapely female behind, especially one that bounces or jiggles.

2. Twitterrhea
Too many twitters per hour.

3. yellular
The loudness one adopts in response to a bad cell-phone connection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve the connection.

4. laundry limbo
Intentionally rewashing clothing simply because you don’t feel like putting it away

5. lol theory
The theory that the internet phrase lol, meaning “laugh out loud”, can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.

ex 1
Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.

Yeah, and to recap the latest news, here you go!

The NeverEnding Story apparently still never ending — Hollywood is planning a remake.

Lauren Conrad says she’s done with The Hills

Things that are real: The Snuggie Pub Crawl. Getting wasted while staying warm and cuddly

Oh, and they are remaking MELROSE PLACE! What is this world coming to?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The Purple Man, and no I am not lying

Okay. So yes, I am being serious! PURPLE MAN yep PURPLE MAN

Sit back and watch this, you wont want to miss it. And be sure to tell your friends. Its the hottest new thing since the dancing baby or the Snapple lady (what ever happened to her anyway?)



Told you it was odd. Oh, and if you tweet tweet, we even have his link. twitter.com/coollike

Happy Wednesday yall!

Monday, February 23, 2009

Snuggariffic Monday

Happy Monday yall -

Well, I was surpised to see my mom sent me a really cool gift in the mail today. I opened it up and it was a SNUGGIE! So I have been totally bugging my mom for one of these for months now, so yay!

I am in love with it. But it perplexes me that how could someone become so rich for sewing sleeves onto a blanket. I need to get crackin soon on some ideas to make a million dollars.



No, this is not a picture of my mom. However what in the world is that growing on her fingers?

A Salt Lake City woman who was in Guinness World Records for her long fingernails has lost them in a car accident. Lee Redmond suffered serious injuries in the Tuesday crash.

Redmond was the current Guinness record holder, with nails that hadn’t been cut since 1979. Her nails measured a total of more than 28 feet long in 2008, with the longest nail — on her right thumb — stretching 2 feet, 11 inches, according to the Guinness Web site.

Salt Lake County Sheriff’s Lt. Don Hutson said Redmond was ejected from an SUV, the Deseret News reported Thursday on its Web site. Her injuries were not thought to be life-threatening.



Poor Poor Rihanna. I mean, who does Chris Brown think he is? Claims now say that even if Rihanna wanted to, the extensive damages done to her face are so bad that there is no going back.

More on Rihanna watch as soon as we know.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

THANK YOU LIMA




I just want to say thank you to everyone who worked together to raise $4,300 for Susan G. Komen Foundation right here in Allen County this past weekend. Thats right, we raised $4,300 to help women right here!

Its been an amazing week! Knowing that we helped over 40 women who need to have checkups and more concerning breast cancer made it a great week.

Lets see, I finally joined a gym. I know...talk about being a little scared, I havent seen the inside of a gym since High School when I played varsity baseball. I am now a member of Anytime Fitness located in Clocktower Plaza.

Thats all for this week folks. Monday or Tuesday, we will have a really big promotional announcement you DONT WANT TO MISS! Its going to be HOT!

Later!

Monday, February 9, 2009

TIMBER-lake

Ouch, I feel really bad for Justin Timberlake, especially after what happened on his golf course he owns just outside of Memphis Tennessee. Looks like a maintnance worker was trying to clear a few limbs when an entire tree fell on him, making it a fatal accident. The course is owned and operated by Justin, and its one of two that he has in the greater Memphis area.

On to the Grammy's!

If you watched last night, a band member of Coldplay openly apologized to Sir Paul McCartney for the use of part of his song. VivaLaVida still walked away with "Song of the Year" which should make Chris Martin happy.

Speaking of Chris, this time lets go to Chris Brown. The man, while not certain of his own doings still turned himself into the LAPD last night. Both he and Rihanna were supposed to be crown jewels on the red carpet, however neither showed up.

What a weekend, to say the least

Monday, February 2, 2009

THE BIG GAME AND GROUNDHOGS

What do you get when you mix The "BIG GAME" and Phil the Groundhog? The first blog of February...thats the answer!

First, I cant say what the big game is called otherwise I have to pay rights fees, blah..blah..blah! But why not put the best commercials on my blog?

PEDIGREE - MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A DOG



FRITO LAY - FREE DORITOS AT THE OFFICE



CADBURY - WHAT IN THE HELL?



FRITO LAY - THE POWERS OF DORITOS



Thats just a few of the commercials that I thought were great on the Super Bowl. However, I do have to say....whats up with Phil! The groundhog said spring has to be put on hold for another six weeks. Groundhog Day, ugh!